El Señor Lagarto — The Lizard Lord

I, Pancho Villa, ride out of the dust to tell you of the reptile king who guards the valley's gates! Long before Hugo Sanchez bicycle-kicked the stars, El Señor Lagarto watched from the reeds. In the heat of the Estadio Azteca, when the air is thick and the lungs scream for breath, it is his cold-blooded patience that possesses our warriors. His scaly armor becomes our green jersey, shielding the goal like a fortress that no invader can breach!